Welcome to my webpage!

This is my personal web page, that I intend to use for world domination! Bow down to your benevolent ruler, MUAHAHAHAA! Just kidding!

All the photos and creative content on this page are mine unless otherwise specified. If you wish to use any of it, just ask nicely and hit me with a link! ;) But not with Link, that might hurt.

This site is currently under construction, but hopefully will be fully functional soon!

What I Can Do For You:

  • Be a friend
  • Smile
  • Tell an awful joke
  • Question your motives